JEFF:
Well you can’t beat the virus, no you can’t beat our sound. Easy Chords, you’re gonna win this time around.

RYAN:
Where we’re from. Where we’re from. It’s where we’re from. Where we’re from. Where we’re from. It’s where we’re from. Where we’re from. Where we’re from.

We are Easy Chords. We come out at night. You lock up your daughters and shiver with fright. We are Easy Chords. We stay home alone. Sharpen our knives and polish our bone.

We are Easy Chords. We come direct to you. You put our CD in your stereo and then proceed to shiver and poop your pants. You wonder were we’ve been. We just recorded a new hit album and when we played it for the executives it set re to the building. So we can’t deliver you the new music. Because, it might melt down your buildings. It might set re to your stereo and burn all of your buildings. We can’t play you the new music. Because, it might burn down your stereo. You might lose track of your daughters. You might lose ____ ____.

We are Easy Chords. The easiest chords. The easiest chords. We’re easiest chords. The easiest chords. The sleaziest chords. The easiest chords. Easiest chords. We play them for you. We play them as loud as we can. We hope you approve. The easiest chords. We play them so loud. Turn off the lights. Before you can screw. The easiest chords. We play them for you. We play them so loud. We play them for you. The easiest chords. We play them for you. We play them so loud. When you want to screw. You turn off the lights, before you can screw. The easiest chords. We play them for you. We know LeVar Burton. We know where he lives. He’s our best friend. We have all ___ ___. We have all the time. To do what we want. We steal all your kin. We all ____ ____ ____. We cut off their feet. So no one can run. We’re over our time. ____ ____ ____ ____. We play all the chords. We play them for you. Turn off the lights. Before you can screw. You never even saw. Like ____ at play. You turn on the lights. Before you can play. You turn off the lights. We know what you do. The easiest chords. We play them for you. The easiest chords. We play them for you. Time after time. You know what you do. The easiest chords. We play them for you. Time after time. Know what you do. The easiest chords. You turn off the lights. Show us the knife. We steal all your wives. The easiest chords. We play them for you. We turn off the lights. Before you can screw.

JEFF:
Easy Chords, from outer space. Easy Chords, from inner space. Easy Chords, from all over the place. Easy Chords, all in your face.